Song of Soul 5

Song of Soul 5

A camera suddenly sparks alive with static before the camera shakes from being hit by someone and soon the screne comes to proper life and started revealing Yaka-Sumakku there smirking as he looks into the camera.

“Expecting someone else? Well ladies and gentlemen this special edition of Song of Soul is brought to you by…” He swings the camera around fast revealing the villains and villainesses there. “By the evil doers seeing it’s only fair that there gents and bad girls show you their talents and to start things off StrikeHavoc you’re up first.”

“Unsurprisingly.” StrikeHavoc mutters as he was somewhat annoyed seeing he had a huge bruise on his cheek from where Yuna had punched him with a psychic energy infused punch after she caught him filming her in the shower.

“And you’ll be singing the well liked ‘When You’re Evil’.” Yaka-Sumakku said and StrikeHavoc rolls his eyes at that seeing once again that was unsurprisingly seeing the creator of the villains loves that song so much seeing he could be heard singing it in the shower to everyone’s annoyances, but StrikeHavoc decided to just go onto the stage and if he was going to sing than he was going to give it his all as he dons his famous smirks and starts.

“When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me *he points to Giarock who smirks back at him*
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonley being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need”

StrikeHavoc finishes with a smirk and all the villainesses were gushing over him seeing he winks at them and he did a very good job at the song and they were about to rush him, but luckily they were stopped.

“Back off ladies he’s mine!” Slice growls as she steps in front of him when he got off the stage and she had one of knives out and she was growling at the other villainesses while also grabbing StrikeHavoc’s manhood tightly too. “This too!” She shouts aggressively as StrikeHavoc was failing in vain to hold back the pain of having his privates crushed by her bares hands.

“Um…best we move on!” Yaka-Sumakku said nervously as he watched StrikeHavoc wail in pain and he looks to Giarock. “Alright Giarock you have ‘Be Prepared’ and don’t say unsurprisingly Ko likes that song a lot so just go with it or face the wrath of a crying kid.” He growled and Giarock just shrugs and got onto the stage.

Giarock:
“I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

Slice:
And where do we feature?

Giarock:
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Tan:
Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?

Giarock:
For the death of the king.

RazeRunner:
Why? Is he sick?

Giarock:
No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Wolf too.

Titan:
Great idea! Who needs a king?

Tan, Titan and RazeRunner:
No king! No king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!

Giarock:
Idiots! There will be a king!

Tan:
Hey, but you said, uh...

Giarock:
I will be king! ...Stick with me, and
you'll never go hungry again!

Tan, Titan and RazeRunner:
Yaay! All right! Long live the king!

White Eyes:
Long live the king! Long live the king!
It's great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time adored.

Giarock:
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Be king undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

All:
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
HAHAHAHA!!!

Giarock lets out a loud bellow evil laugh as he the song suited his evil conquer persona and he seemed to enjoy singing it.

“Yay! I love Lion King!” Ko clapped as he sat in Yūwaku Suru On’na’s lap and she chuckled as she pat his head and Yaka-Sumakku was jealous of how the kid got her attention most of the time.

“Ok now speaking of Disney Dolaroc you’re next and you got Hellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame and don’t worry about Heaven’s Light bit we’ll ignore it and start from the Frollo’s bit.”

“No you need to include that too!” Ko whined and when Yaka-Sumakku was going to yell back at him Yūwaku Suru On’na punches him in the groin sending him to the ground in pain.

“Haryn you’ll take over Quasimodo’s part.” She said to him as she pats Ko’s head making him happy she was doing that while she also smirked at her lover’s pain as he was rolling on the ground in pain.

Haryn pushes himself off the wall he was leaning against with his arms crossed and just shrugs in a not caring fashion and got onto the stage to grab the mic and started singing.

Haryn:
So many times out here
I've watched a happy pair
Of lovers walking in the night
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like heaven's light

I knew I'd never know
That warm and loving glow
Though I might wish with all my might
No face as hideous as my face
Was ever meant for heaven's light

But suddenly an angel has smiled at me
And kissed my cheek without a trace of fright

I dare to dream that she
Might even care for me
And as I ring these bells tonight
My cold dark tower seems so bright
I swear it must be heaven's light

The 7:
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Dolaroc:
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

The 7:
Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)

Dolaroc:
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

The 7:
Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)

Dolaroc:
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

The 7:
Cogitatione (In thought)

Dolaroc:
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

The 7:
Verbo et opere (In word and deed)

Dolaroc:
Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault

The 7:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)

Dolaroc:
I'm not to blame

The 7:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)

Dolaroc:
It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame

The 7:
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

Dolaroc:
It's not my fault

The 7:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)

Dolaroc:
If in God's plan

The 7:
Mea culpa (Through my fault)

Dolaroc:
He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man

The 7:
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

Dolaroc:
Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Selene:
Minister Dolaroc, the gypsy has escaped.

Dolaroc:
What?

Selene:
No longer in the cathedral. She's gone.

Dolaroc:
But how? Never mind. Get out, you idiot.
I'll find her. I'll find her if I have to burn down all of Paris.

Hellfire
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn!

The 7:
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

Dolaroc:
God have mercy on her

The 7:
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

Dolaroc:
God have mercy on me

The 7:
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

Dolaroc:
But she will be mine
Or she will burn!

“Nicely done Dolaroc,” Yaka-Sumakku said as he stands as he managed to shake off the pain went through his whole body after being hit in the privates, but he was seen holding an ice pack over his groin and had a very obvious limp in his step. “Now to move this along Renjā you got ‘In the Dark of the Night’.”

Renjā shrugs as he got up onto the stage to do this turn.

Renjā:
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --
It scared me out of my wits --
A corpse falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...me!!

I was once the most mystical man in all Russia.
When the royals betrayed me they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay
But one little girl got away!
Little Anya, beware,
Rasputin's awake!

Feru:
In the dark of the night evil will find her
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...

Renjā:
Revenge will be sweet

All:
When the curse is complete!

In the dark of the night

Renjā:
She'll be gone!
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell!
As the Pieces fall into place
I'll see her crawl into place!
Do Svidaniya, Anya, Your Grace!
Farewell...

Feru:
In the dark of the night terror will strike her!

Renjā:
Terror's the least I can do!

Feru:
In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!

Renjā:
Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real.

Feru:
In the dark of the night

Renjā:
She'll be through!

Feru:
In the dark of the night
Evil will find her
Find her!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Doom her!

Renjā:
My dear, here's a sign--

All:
It's the end of the line!

In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

Renjā:
Come my minions,
Rise for your master,
Let your evil shine!
Find her now,
Yes, fly ever faster

Feru:
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

Renjā:
She'll be mine!

“Not bad my lord.” Sōsaresu said smirking at her lover who took his spot back next to her and held her close to him.

“Damn right not bad.” He said confidently back at her.

“Ok Malofric you’re next and you got Playing with the Big Boys from Prince of Egypt.” Yaka-Sumakku said throwing away the ice pack as the pain in his groin and had gone away and Malofric smirks as he flies onto the stage to start.

Malofric:
By the power of Ra...
Mut...Nut...Khnum...Ptah...
Nephthys...Nekhbet...Sobek...Sekhment...
Sokar...Selket...Reshpu...Wadjet...
Anubis...Anukis...
Seshmu...Meshkent...Hemsut...Tefnut...
Heket...Mafdet...
Ra...Mut...Nut...Ptah...
Hemsut...Tefnut...Sokar...Selket...
Seshmu...Reshpu...Sobek...Wadjet...
Heket...Mafdet...Nephthys...Nekhbet...Ra...

So you think you've got friends in high places
With the power to put us on the run
Well, forgive us these smiles on our faces
You'll know what power is when we are done
Son...

You're playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys now
Ev'ry spell and gesture
Tells you who's the best, you're
Playing with the big boys now

You're playing with the big boys now
You're playing with the big boys now
Stop this foolish mission
Watch a true magician
Give an exhibition how
Pick up your silly twig, boy
You're playing with the big boys now!”,/i>

The Fallen:
“By the power of Ra
Mut, Nut, Khnum, Ptah
Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket
Anumbis, Anukis
Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet...”

Malorfric:
“You're playing with the big boys now
You're playing with the big boys now
By the might of Horus
You will kneel before us
Kneel to our splendorous power...
You put up a front
You put up a fight
And just to show we feel no spite
You can be our acolyte
But first, boy, it's time to bow
(Kowtow!)
Or it's your own grave you'll dig, boy
You're playing with the big boys now
Playing with the big boys
Now!”

“Good job dragon boy now time for Akurai to end this with Secret of Survival from The Wind in the Willows the only good thing from that movie.” Yaka-Sumakku said before muttering to himself on that last bit which Akurai just shrugs at as he wanted to get this over with seeing evil plans to rule over all don’t fulfil themselves and with that in his mind he got onto the stage and pulled both Ravager and Seductora Reina up there with him and starts.

All:
“First you see us, then you don't.

Now you hear us, now you won't.

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world.

Now you feel us, now you can't.

Are we real? Perhaps we aren't?

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world.

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world.”

Ko:
“Is it really such a nasty world?”

Akurai:
“Oh yes, a very nasty world.”

All:
“Nastier than you could ever dream of.

From up above, and from beneath.

Eyes and jaws, claws and teeth.

Ready to attack you you're a snack you'd better run!”

Akurai:
“Don't come walking in The Wild Wood if you haven't got a gun.”

All:
“Ha haha haha ha.

Every creature for survival has to look out for itself.

Got no nannies here or grannies dear to look after your health.

You're in The Wild Wood, and every child could tell you that you got no business to be here!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

First you see us, then you don't

Now you hear us, now you won't

It's our secret of survival in a very nasty world.

Now you feel us, now you can't

Are we real? Perhaps we aren't?

It's our secret of survival it's our secret of survival it's our secret of survival in a very nasty world!”

“Awesome work villains now let’s get going before-” Yaka-Sumakku started, but the sound of the front door of the place opening stopped him as all attention was on the entrance and there stood all the good guys who stared right back at them.

The awkward silence was so intense one could clearly hear crickets chirping in the back ground before Wolf happened to take one step forward and Yaka-Sumakku saw that and sighed.

“Ah crap…”

A few moments later…

“And so my dear brother that’s why you’re favourite music hall had been reduced rubble thanks to a huge brawl that happened between good and evil.” Yaka-Sumakku said sitting at the bar inside BurnedSmackdown’s persona pub as Ko was playing with JetStream and QueenKiller while UndyingTorrent was washing dishes and checking stock.

“God damnit those idiots can’t be left alone for a second…” BurnedSmackdown muttered as he was annoyed that yet again his and brother’s characters destroyed another one of his buildings and damnit those places aren’t cheap so he was bloody annoyed, but his attitude got worse when he saw Yūwaku Suru On’na walked up to him and his brother.

“Um babe you know your pet Clicker you got from last of Us?” She asked a bit nervous and Yaka-Sumakku raised his eyebrow in confusion at that.

“Yeah…”

“It…got out…” She said very slowly and before anyone knew it Yaka-Sumakku was at it again.

“FFFUUUUUU-”

“Not again…” BurnedSmackdown muttered before looking at the reader. “Make sure to check my stuff now and all my stories too. Now excuse me I got to deal with this so see ya later.” He said before dealing with his mentally broken brother…again.