Carpool of Evil

Carpool of Evil

Inside one vehicle sat the five main villains Giarock, Akurai, Malofric, Dolaroc and Renjā with Renjā driving and all five villains weren’t happy as traffic was really bad and they barely moved.

“Hey, hey don’t let this asshole in!” Dolaroc shouted as a car changes lane in front of him making them wait even more.

“I might a super powered villainous leader, but I still know a certain thing called common courtesy.” Renjā growled as he tapped his index finger on the steering wheel as he too hated this traffic.

“I knew I should have flown to work today.” Malofric growled as he was pressed against the door due to Giarock sitting in middle of him and Akurai in the back and thanks to Giarock’s 8 foot size and both Akurai and Malofric were pressed against the doors.

“Blah blah blah! Yet you decided to carpool with us every day fuckin day!” Giarock growled as he had to sit hunched due to his head banging on the roof of the cat thanks to his height.

Akurai was trying his best to keep his usual calm composure and ignore the fact that his right side of his body was pressed against the door in an uncomfortable way and he looked out the window trying to keep his mind distracted, but that didn’t work seeing the car next to them had a very noise driver who kept swearing his head off at everyone.

The idiot driver also just swore his way and Akurai just smirks and with a flick of his finger the car with the idiot driver went flying thanks to Akurai’s telekinesis and he chuckled at that.

“Aw crap!” Renjā’s voice suddenly caught everyone’s attention. “No one look to our left.” He said, but that was too late when Malofric swore when he saw that the vehicle next to them had…Gavin, Wolf, Roultz, Ryan and Jake in it and both Gavin and Jake were laughing at the villains while Ryan was busy driving and both Wolf and Roultz flipped the villains off.

“Can’t we move away from them?!” Dolaroc shouted angry that the protagonists of their respectful series were right next to them and Renjā growled and rolled his window down.

“Hey you mind moving?! You’re blocking traffic have some courtesy!” He shouted at the five males who stop what they were doing and look at him than to each other and shrug before driving off very quickly.

“Fucking heroes…with their fucking cockiness and fucking powers…” Renjā growled as he wind his window back up and got back onto the still unmoving lane they were in and if one had really good hearing one could hear Akurai’s mind was filled with shouting of rage as he tried to stay calm, but soon the straw that broke the camel’s back happened.

“That was a good one.” Giarock suddenly said with a big smirk on his face.

“What was a good- OH DEAR GOD!” Malofric shouted as the unmistakable stench filled the car and his other carpool buddies smelt it too.

“IT’S BURNING MY EYES!” Dolaroc shouted covering his watery eyes.

“OPEN THE WINDOW!” Renjā shouted as he tries to open his window again, but it was jammed and he was soon banging on it like a madman trying to escape the stench.

“Haha feel the wrath of Giarock’s breakfast burrito!” Giarock bellowed proudly and Akurai soon had enough as his eyes went red from rage.

“AAARRRGGGHHH!” Was that was heard before an explosion of telekinesis that sent every car on the road flying far.

Sometime later…

Yaka-Sumakku sighed as he watched the news report of what happened and he growled in annoyance.

“God fucking damnit those five can’t be left alone for 5 minutes without my supervision.” He sighed as he which the channel and his eyes went wide as he saw another news report of StrikeHavoc this time setting a baseball on fire due to his team losing.

“Fucking villains…” Was all he said as he pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance knowing it was going to be a long day for him before looking to the reader. “Make sure to checkout my brother’s stuff. Now excuse me I got to deal with these immature villains…again.”